Day 1:
Its just me. This extended weekend is a testament to survival. I’ve packed only the essentials: bread, wine and some chicken. Oh yeah, I also made soup. My roommates have gone. Friends have forsaken me. The sun sets, I must be off.
Day 2:
The meals were delicious, but now only a memory. Hunger sets in. Should I venture out for some supplies? No, it’s too cold and I’ve got no cash. Better to hunker down and feed myself on the warm glow of the television.
Day 3:
I still haven’t left the apartment. Cold and inertia keep me indoors. It’s now past midnight and I’m still not asleep. Food runs short.
Day 4:
I’m not sure how much longer I can last. I’ve forgotten what the outdoors feels like. I’d open a window, but I’ve grown too weak. I’m lucky to last the night. If I haven’t posted anything by tomorrow, send word.
8 comments:
IM COMING CUZ. well not really but ill be there in spirit. Dont worry though food and supplies will come. CALL FOR DELIVERY.
hoping your conditions will improve
jeremiah
Yes! This is hysterical...it really reads like one of those last-days survival letters.
You're a sick bastard.
whos the sick bastard why is evryone so mean to my comments on here. last time someone said the "whirlwind of emotion was pathetic" that saddend me
dearest jeremiah,
you misunderstood me. The sick bastard was for Gurnge-Head-Silo (i.e. Alex), not for you! It was also meant in good fun, as are all of my comments.
what is with this blog and controversy?
i understand tani thanks for clearing that up. as for the blog controversy i think its becuase we all just need to get along and find one person to blame for example the guy with the really big spoon from the funny animated short "rejected"
i understand tani thanks for clearing that up. as for the blog controversy i think its becuase we all just need to get along and find one person to blame for example the guy with the really big spoon from the funny animated short "rejected"
sorry for the double post my computer screwed me over.
Jerimah rules all
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